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		<title>Human Dominoes Record Set</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2012 21:17:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is official, I can now die a happy person.  Why? You might be wondering.  Well, the longest ever human-mattress dominoes record has been set.  Yes, I know you are probably just as giddy about this event as I am.  It is likely that, like I did, you just jumped out of your seat in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It is official, I can now die a happy person.  Why? You might be wondering.  Well, the longest ever human-mattress dominoes record has been set.  Yes, I know you are probably just as giddy about this event as I am.  It is likely that, like I did, you just jumped out of your seat in pure excitement.  Well, hold on to your britches because you can even see the video of it!  I posted it below for you.</p>
<p>Now the feat was not just for the fun of it, but the people volunteered to be apart of this record breaking for charity.  Eight hundred and fifty people lined up in front of mattresses from <a href="http://www.riversidemattressinc.com/raleigh-durham-mattress-stores.html">Riverside Mattress</a> and slowly toppled over one another in New Orleans.  The last record was set in Belgium last year with 550 people acting as dominoes.  Take a look at the video of the record breaking below.<span id="more-104"></span></p>
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		<title>Racy Yearbook Photos</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 20:52:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ah to be a teenager and an aspiring model&#8230;what a fun and rewarding life with little cares or worries, right?  Well, not if you are Sydney Spies an eighteen year old high school senior in Durango, Colorado.  No, Miss Spies has a lot on her modeling mind, the poor thing.  Turns out her school thinks [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ah to be a teenager and an aspiring model&#8230;what a fun and rewarding life with little cares or worries, right?  Well, not if you are Sydney Spies an eighteen year old high school senior in Durango, Colorado.  No, Miss Spies has a lot on her modeling mind, the poor thing.  Turns out her school thinks that the photos she submitted of herself are too racy for the high school&#8217;s yearbook to print.  <span id="more-99"></span></p>
<p>Of course, this chick is not just another pretty face.  Her and her mother, Miki Spies, are fighting back saying the the school&#8217;s refusal to print photos of the student in a topless with a black shawl wrapped around her in a short yellow skirt or in a black mesh mini dress is censorship.  They did what any good people concerned with upholding the First Amendment would do and went on the TODAY show this morning to support Sydney and their case that she should be able to submit whatever photo she wishes that represents her.</p>
<p>Does Sydney find that the pictures are too provocative like the school says?  Not at all.  She said on the TODAY show, &#8220;I honestly think (the picture) describes who I am.  I am an outgoing person and I really do think it&#8217;s artistic.&#8221;</p>
<p>The picture is still going to be in the yearbook though regardless of all the hoopla.  The yearbook staff told Sydney they would run the picture as an ad for a low $300.  She is paying it, but doesn&#8217;t understand why it cannot be her senior picture.</p>
<p>Take a look and see for yourself if the photos are too racy for a high school yearbook.  Honestly, I think she should keep them to herself.  They aren&#8217;t that special or artistic, but kind of trashy.  At least she has a concern for upholding the amendments&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Weird New Year&#8217;s Resolutions</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 14:42:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A lot of us do it.  We make a decision to change or improve something in our lives at the beginning of a new year.  It is something that we call making New Year&#8217;s resolutions.  Most of the time you will hear the same type of thing coming from people.  Many will decide that it [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A lot of us do it.  We make a decision to change or improve something in our lives at the beginning of a new year.  It is something that we call making New Year&#8217;s resolutions.  Most of the time you will hear the same type of thing coming from people.  Many will decide that it is time to lose weight or get more in shape.  Others choose to keep up with friends and correspondence for their goals, but then there are some people who come up with the strangest New Year&#8217;s resolutions out there.  I mean who would make a goal to post a new video on YouTube every day for an entire year?  Maybe you have heard of people who try to break records for their resolution.  Let&#8217;s face it, there are some crazies out there and those people have the weirdest New Year&#8217;s resolutions.<span id="more-96"></span></p>
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<li>Singing is fun.  I like to sing around my house and sometimes in my car if there is a song worthy of my attempt at carrying a tune.  It is possible that I do sing at least once a day, but I would not put in the time and effort to posting these songs in a video on YouTube.  One man resolved to do that in 2011, but the catch was that he was not just singing random songs but actually writing new material.  According to him and his wife they could not wait for the clock to strike midnight to start 2012.</li>
<li>If you are a bit eccentric, what better way to show it than with some freakishly long fingernails or toenails.  Growing out your nails can be a really great New Year&#8217;s resolution because you might beat out one of your own personal records or you could got the distance and win a world record.  That is if you don&#8217;t mind all the strange stares from people.</li>
<li>How about going against the typical rules of resolutions and just let yourself go completely.  Eat delicious and unhealthy foods and see where it takes you.  There was a personal trainer who decided that he would let himself go just to see how difficult it would be to lose it all.  If you&#8217;re looking for a challenge, there you go!</li>
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		<title>Survive Prison</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2011 20:45:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t have any plans to be heading off to prison anytime soon, but then again you can never be too sure of what your future actually holds.  I mean I could flip out tomorrow and go around taking the mail couriers&#8217; mail bags run away and go &#8220;postal&#8221; myself.  Or I might get caught [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t have any plans to be heading off to prison anytime soon, but then again you can never be too sure of what your future actually holds.  I mean I could flip out tomorrow and go around taking the mail couriers&#8217; mail bags run away and go &#8220;postal&#8221; myself.  Or I might get caught sampling the variety of nut offerings at the local supermarket and throw a serious fit, you know serious offenses.  I mean, the possibilities are endless.</p>
<p>I found something though that will be a huge help if I ever do find myself in a criminal predicament that lands me in prison.  Yup, there&#8217;s an infographic for how to survive prison.  Surviving prison, classic.</p>
<p>The tips are actually quite interesting, and if I had ever been to prison I think quite useful.  There are ways to behave around the other inmates, like not using credit to buy things, but using your own prison job money to get your things.  To keep your mental health in good shape it is recommended that you keep in touch with loved ones among other things.  You physical health is also important, so get some exercise in&#8230;I&#8217;m sure there will be plenty of time for it.</p>
<p>Find out the other ways to survive prison below.  You never know what could happen.</p>
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		<title>Dolphins Scare Me</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 20:54:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am not an unintelligent person, but people and animals that have incredible intelligence kind of give me the creeps, especially the animals.  I mean, dolphins for example, they are extremely intelligent creatures and they scare me.  Seriously, I am terrified of dolphins.  There are these movies that show apes taking over and ruling the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am not an unintelligent person, but people and animals that have incredible intelligence kind of give me the creeps, especially the animals.  I mean, dolphins for example, they are extremely intelligent creatures and they scare me.  Seriously, I am terrified of dolphins.  There are these movies that show apes taking over and ruling the world, or even robots doing that, but in my mind all I can see is being ruled by dolphins.  Yes, in my mind squealing, squeaking dolphins could possibly take over the world with their amazing intellect.  The fact that these sea creatures are smart is not the only thing that scares me.  I am also afraid of their speed and their likability.<span id="more-88"></span></p>
<p>Not only are dolphins already smart, but people are teaching them to be even more smart.  Teaching them to do tricks, communicate, and even paint can only mean bad things for the future.  Have you not seen those movies where we teach our robots to do all this cool stuff and in turn they turn on us?  Well, think about that the next time you try teaching a dolphin how to converse with you.  Eventually, dolphins could be more intelligent than we are, and then they will want to run things their own way.  It&#8217;s a sci-fi movie waiting to happen.</p>
<p>Once dolphins get to the point where they are fed up with being cute animals for us to gawk at and giggle over, they can use their speed to strike back.  There have been quite a few reports on dolphins attacking humans, and due to their extreme speed it is difficult for people to escape.  This is scary people!</p>
<p>Lastly, the fact that so many people like dolphins scares me.  What if their likability is all a ploy for us to let them into our hearts only for them to turn on us?</p>
<p>If you don&#8217;t believe that any of these things could be possible then you clearly have not spent eight hours on YouTube watching videos of these mammals.</p>
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		<title>I Don&#8217;t Like Ben Franklin</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2011 19:48:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have a bone to pick with &#8220;The First American&#8221; and Founding Father, Benjamin Franklin.  I just do not like him.  If I were around in the late 1700s I can tell you that he and I would have serious beef.  Sure, he did some pretty cool things, like come up with the first fire [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have a bone to pick with &#8220;The First American&#8221; and Founding Father, Benjamin Franklin.  I just do not like him.  If I were around in the late 1700s I can tell you that he and I would have serious beef.  Sure, he did some pretty cool things, like come up with the first fire department ever, discover electricity, and I guess libraries are still kind of useful.  He also did some other things that I am cool with, so why don&#8217;t I like the guy?  Well, some of the reasons might not be historically accurate, but they are all I need to just not like him.<span id="more-75"></span></p>
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<li>Benjamin Franklin wanted the national bird to be the Turkey.  In the movie 1776 the Ben Franklin character even said the turkey was a noble bird.  Really?  It does not seem so majestic and noble on the table at Thanksgiving.  Thank goodness Mr. Feeny, I mean John Adams, had some common sense and named the eagle for the national bird.</li>
<li>I blame the fact that I have to set my clock back each fall on ol&#8217; Benny boy too.  Maybe it&#8217;s not right, but since the guy came up with Daylight Savings Time, I think it&#8217;s only fair to give him all the blame.  There is nothing worse than it being dark outside at five o&#8217;clock in the late afternoon.  I get depressed, and I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;m the only one.  So, if you have SAD or another form of depression, just go ahead and blame Franklin.</li>
<li>Lastly, Benjamin Franklin was a bore.  He wrote down goals constantly and aimed to achieve them, and I think he was a liar.  His rule of &#8220;temperance&#8221; and eating just to fill is not evident in his photos.  Looks like Franklin was constantly stuffing his face, but I&#8217;m just going off the size of his belly.</li>
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<p>Is there any historical figure that you don&#8217;t think you would have gotten along with?  Maybe you like Ben Franklin, if that&#8217;s the case, you must tell me why because I could never see myself hanging out with a turkey loving, darkness causing, boring, liar&#8230;ever.</p>
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		<title>Being Lazy Pays Off</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Oct 2011 15:27:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am a pretty laid back person.  I&#8217;m not what many would consider a go-getter, and procrastinating is a form of art in my eyes.  Most of my friends think I&#8217;m pretty lazy.  Maybe they are right.  I like to stay in because it&#8217;s too much trouble to have to get ready to go out, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am a pretty laid back person.  I&#8217;m not what many would consider a go-getter, and procrastinating is a form of art in my eyes.  Most of my friends think I&#8217;m pretty lazy.  Maybe they are right.  I like to stay in because it&#8217;s too much trouble to have to get ready to go out, and having to force myself to talk to others and be social is a lot of work.  When it comes to getting stuff done, I like to wait it out and take my sweet time.  I have found that my laziness is actually beneficial to my wallet.  It&#8217;s true, laziness pays off in the long run.  Let me prove it to you.<span id="more-70"></span></p>
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<li>Staying in costs less.  My idea of a great night is laying on the couch in some comfortable clothes and catching a couple of television shows or watching a movie.  I also like to cook at home instead of having to go out.  Now I&#8217;m sure my friends would it&#8217;s lazy of me to stay in my house each and every night, but while they are out having drinks and dinner at restaurants and pubs I am sitting at home spending maybe six bucks on dinner and a few beers.  I also don&#8217;t have to look presentable.  I like it.</li>
<li>Auto-pay?  Yes, please!  The fact that I do not have to write a check and mail it off to pay my bills now is such a wonderful thing.  I simply set up my bills to draft out of my checking account each month on the same day.  I&#8217;m saving money on stamps, checks, and avoid the potential for late fees too.  How&#8217;s that for being lazy?</li>
<li>Being lazy means I can save at the pump.  If I have to drive somewhere to do something, then I typically put it off as long as possible so I can kill about eight birds with one stone.  I avoid driving as much as possible.  This saves me gas money and regular car maintenance.</li>
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<p>If your friends think you are lazy like I am, then no worries.  Your laziness is saving you money, and there is nothing wrong with that.</p>
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		<title>Addicted to Angry Birds</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Oct 2011 14:36:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hi. My name is Geoff, and I am addicted to Angry Birds. It&#8217;s been three seconds since I last shot a bird across the sky to create chaos and knock those pesky pigs down to their demise. Why am I an addict? Well, that&#8217;s a question I have been trying to answer since I became [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi.  My name is Geoff, and I am addicted to Angry Birds.  It&#8217;s been three seconds since I last shot a bird across the sky to create chaos and knock those pesky pigs down to their demise.  Why am I an addict?  Well, that&#8217;s a question I have been trying to answer since I became one of the people to download the game one out of 300 million times.  You might be wondering to yourself why I just don&#8217;t delete the game.  That is a valid question I suppose, but what would I do when I am waiting for a meeting to start, sitting at lunch by myself, or riding the subway home?  I need Angry Birds.<span id="more-65"></span></p>
<p>I am not the only person who faces this problem though.  There are many people out there who feel that occasional addiction to the game.  Some people feel like they are addicted all the time.  To find out more about Angry Birds addictions, the infographic below reveals studies that were done by Ask Your Target Market.  Some of the things I found most interesting are:</p>
<ul>
<li>12% of people who have played Angry Birds deleted it in order to prevent playing it more.</li>
<li>Playing the game can up your dopamine levels, which in turn can make you keep on playing and playing.</li>
<li>54% of people answered that they occasionally feel addicted to Angry Birds.</li>
</ul>
<p>Find out more in the graphic.</p>
<p><a href="http://newantisocial.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Angry-Bird-Addiction.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-66" title="Angry Bird Addiction" src="http://newantisocial.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Angry-Bird-Addiction.jpg" alt="" width="431" height="2115" /></a></p>
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		<title>Cooter County Welcomes You</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Oct 2011 14:15:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who doesn&#8217;t love a good trip?  Everyone likes to take trips and did you know that right from your desk at work you can go on an adventure like no other.  Let me tell you about Cooter County.  This is the place where all your dreams can come true and then some.  Okay, really Cooter [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Who doesn&#8217;t love a good trip?  Everyone likes to take trips and did you know that right from your desk at work you can go on an adventure like no other.  Let me tell you about Cooter County.  This is the place where all your dreams can come true and then some.  Okay, really Cooter County is a fictional place in Kentucky that was created by country singer Laura Bell Bundy and Sam Easley, but it is fun to escape to Cooter County now and then and have a few laughs.<span id="more-61"></span></p>
<p>The residents of Cooter County are entertaining to say the least.  Some of the more popular residents are Shocantelle Brown the owner of Fades &amp; Braids hair salon, Euneeda Biscuit the local news reporter, and Kitty Litre the local dog breeder and town drunk.  There is also the well known group of Cooter County Housewives that always seem to find some way to fight over their sister&#8217;s husbands while Paula Mean Dilly tries desperately to hold the family together.</p>
<p>So if you ever find yourself in need of a break, take a little trip to Cooter County.  The people may be strange, but they are friendly and you are guaranteed a laugh or twenty.</p>
<p>Take a look at the most recent Cooter County update as Shocantelle travels to Chicago.</p>
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