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I am not an unintelligent person, but people and animals that have incredible intelligence kind of give me the creeps, especially the animals.  I mean, dolphins for example, they are extremely intelligent creatures and they scare me.  Seriously, I am terrified of dolphins.  There are these movies that show apes taking over and ruling the world, or even robots doing that, but in my mind all I can see is being ruled by dolphins.  Yes, in my mind squealing, squeaking dolphins could possibly take over the world with their amazing intellect.  The fact that these sea creatures are smart is not the only thing that scares me.  I am also afraid of their speed and their likability.

Not only are dolphins already smart, but people are teaching them to be even more smart.  Teaching them to do tricks, communicate, and even paint can only mean bad things for the future.  Have you not seen those movies where we teach our robots to do all this cool stuff and in turn they turn on us?  Well, think about that the next time you try teaching a dolphin how to converse with you.  Eventually, dolphins could be more intelligent than we are, and then they will want to run things their own way.  It’s a sci-fi movie waiting to happen.

Once dolphins get to the point where they are fed up with being cute animals for us to gawk at and giggle over, they can use their speed to strike back.  There have been quite a few reports on dolphins attacking humans, and due to their extreme speed it is difficult for people to escape.  This is scary people!

Lastly, the fact that so many people like dolphins scares me.  What if their likability is all a ploy for us to let them into our hearts only for them to turn on us?

If you don’t believe that any of these things could be possible then you clearly have not spent eight hours on YouTube watching videos of these mammals.